I received the following entertaining ditty in an email from a reader of Doug’s Blog. It is a real gem and falls into the “You know you are a home schooler when...” category. Enjoy.

My 3-year-old was in a store with the family recently, when she turned around and saw a display of several large elfish men in elaborate red suits and full white beards. Her eyes grew wide, and she exclaimed as loudly as she could, in mix of childish delight and utter shock, “MOMMY!! LOOK!!! IT’S JOHN WYCLIFFE!!!!!”

“Yes, indeed, sweetie, it is,” my wife said.